Um, I guess the only “sign” would be that you are, indeed, breastfeeding your child. Ahem. Just go with this anyway — an exercise in silliness.

Here are 10 signs — 10 badges of honor (right?) — that you are a breastfeeding mama or that someone you are talking to is a breastfeeding mama:

 

1. The sight of boobs at any time in any place has stopped being shocking to you. In fact, you probably don’t even notice when a woman you’re talking to has been sitting there topless for 10 minutes after her baby stopped nursing and fell asleep (and she probably didn’t notice either).

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2. You have at least one war story that involves bleeding nipples, mastitis, thrush, clogged ducts or low supply.

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3. This has happened to you at least once.

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4. You don’t even notice anymore when your baby is unlatched and you are sitting down/walking around with your boobs out.

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5. You know how to unlatch your bra in your sleep.

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6. You can tell the time by the pressure in your boobs.  It’s not quite a Karin Smith-level talent, but it’s close.

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Don’t get that joke? GTFO.

7. You know the word “gymnurstics,” and you understand it all too well.

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8. You have a love/hate relationship with the pump.

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Hahaha — sob.

9. Your diet revolves around what might make your baby fussy or effect your supply.

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10. You’ve had at least one person tell you that breastfeeding in public is like shitting in public — or any of this nonsense.

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And before any of y’all e-mail me or put it in the comments: Yeah, yeah, everybody’s experience with breastfeeding is different, and not everyone even chooses to breastfeed. It’s not meant to be a debate. It’s funny, dig? Enjoy it for the lolz.

What else can you add to the list?