Seasons of Love

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The last year has had a lot of ups and downs. We went to Italy. I got fired from my job, which forced me to start working from home, fulfilling the goal I had for...

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He’s got a point.

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Every time the lottery hits some huge mega-jackpot, my husband starts telling me that “we” really should buy tickets, and I point out to him that he is perfectly capable of doing just that. When...

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on in Random Shit

We had frozen pizza for dinner — cause we are classy as fuck. I look over at Chris’ plate, and I realize that he has put cheese on top of his pepperoni pizza. Me: Why did you put more cheese on your pizza? Him: Because it’s good. Pause. Me: Are you going to even try...

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Quinn’s birthday is coming up, so I went to the Dollar Store the other day to find some things to make the decorations. While I am standing in line with my friend looking at some lovely fake flowers, I hear a cough that can best be described as the sound of a Yeti fucking a...

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on in Toddlerhood

A friend of ours had a firetruck-themed birthday party recently, and all the kids got to pretend to be firefighters and to get on a real firetruck. It was adorable all up in that piece. She’s more like a fire starter than a firefighter, but she looked cute acting like one anyway....

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Happy Thanksgiving, y’all! Just like the pilgrims said. Now, listen: I know that you all are going to be inundated with Facebook posts and forwarded e-mails and maybe even forced sharing at the Thanksgiving table about everything that your friends and family are grateful for or reminding you (you ungrateful little shit) about all the...

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