Seasons of Love

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The last year has had a lot of ups and downs. We went to Italy. I got fired from my job, which forced me to start working from home, fulfilling the goal I had for...

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He’s got a point.

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Every time the lottery hits some huge mega-jackpot, my husband starts telling me that “we” really should buy tickets, and I point out to him that he is perfectly capable of doing just that. When...

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Quinn’s birthday is coming up, so I went to the Dollar Store the other day to find some things to make the decorations. While I am standing in line with my friend looking at some lovely fake flowers, I hear a cough that can best be described as the sound of a Yeti fucking a...

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A friend of ours had a firetruck-themed birthday party recently, and all the kids got to pretend to be firefighters and to get on a real firetruck. It was adorable all up in that piece. She’s more like a fire starter than a firefighter, but she looked cute acting like one anyway....

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Happy Thanksgiving, y’all! Just like the pilgrims said. Now, listen: I know that you all are going to be inundated with Facebook posts and forwarded e-mails and maybe even forced sharing at the Thanksgiving table about everything that your friends and family are grateful for or reminding you (you ungrateful little shit) about all the...

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When we moved into our house, this is what it looked like from the road:   Oh, you can’t see the house? That’s because it’s buried behind 65 fucking trees! SIXTY. FIVE. Trees. And that’s just what’s on the side to the left of the driveway. We decided to take down some of those trees...

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